So when it’s your wedding anniversary and you want to make your wife smile, why not try out some funny quotes that are sure to light up her face with laughter.
We’ve collected 44 of the funniest wedding anniversary quotes for you to share with your other half and guarantee you a few laughs!
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44+ Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes For Your Wife
11 Hilariously Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes For Your Wife – Guaranteed To Make Her Laugh!
1. “My wife and I always compromise; I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.” – Anonymous
2. “Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can’t find his way in the dark.” – Unknown
3. “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michel de Montaigne
4. “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” – Winston Churchill
5. “The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature… But the new theory is men don’t mature… So you might as well marry a younger one.” – Rita Rudner
6. “After 7 years of marriage, I’m sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you’ll need it anyway because I’m not moving!” – Unknown
7. “One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you both fall back in love again.” —Judith Viorst
8. “Sometimes being married feels like standing in front of a fan…and someone keeps throwing knives at your head!” —Unknown Author
9. “Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it , deserves all the consequences” ― Isadora Duncan
10. “There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again” —Clint Eastwood
11. “Before getting married make sure to disagree on important issues so that afterwards even if life become difficult at least there won’t be any surprise left”.― Suzy Kassem
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1. “It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
2. “Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.” – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
3. “After all these years I’m still into you like when we first started dating!”― Unknown
4. “The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.”― Frank Pittman
5. “Marriage isn’t about finding someone you can live with; It’s about finding someone you can’t live without.” ― Unknown
6. “My wife has a slight impediment in her speech… Every now and then she stops to breathe.” – Jimmy Durante
7 “A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers.” – Ruth Bell Graham
8 “If ever there was a happily married couple it surely were my grandparents: he for giving orders and she for obeying them!”– Anonymous
9 “We always hold hands If I let go, She shops!”– Anonymous
10 “There comes a time when every successful man looks around his home & realizes he needs one thing more…a wife who understands him!”- Anonymous
11 “I’m not sure why my husband anniversaries are such important dates in our house… He doesn’t even remember our wedding date!” -Anonymous
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1. “A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.” – Pearl S. Buck
2. “Marriage is like a deck of cards: In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond – by the end, you wish you had a club and spade” – Anonymous
3. “Love seems to be the best balm for my heartache, just as marriage was supposed to be” – Richard Bach
4. “My husband has made me laugh, wiped away my tears, hugged me tight, watched over me protectively… He’s my friend, my lover…my everything!” – Unknown
5. “The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’ “- Unknown
6. “A great marriage is not when the perfect couple comes together but it’s when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences” -Dave Meurer
7. “When I tell my husband something important, his reply is usually ‘You’re right honey.'”-Anonymous
8. “People say that laughter keeps us young at heart; if so then I will never age since marrying you”-Unknown
9. “An anniversary should remind us of how far we have come in life together”-Unknown
10.”Every day with you feels like our honeymoon period because of your unconditional love”-Unkown
11. “No matter what else may happen on our wedding anniversary I know nothing can compare to being married to someone who loves me endlessly”– Unknown
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